One ticket to anywhere, please

I stole your blog title sanum.... but tbh, i did say it first :P and consider it your punishment for not blogging as soon as you got home.

Shit, i have such a bad memory i've already forgotten what happened.
Hmmm.. well i woke up at 8:30 and had some chocolate and half a bagel for breakfast. Yes, that's what happens when i live by myself.

Got to town at quarter past 10, just in time for the bus which actually didn't arrive until 11. waiting in the snow for 45 minutes was fun. The woman on the bus was a TWAT with a capital T. I know i use that word very often but i reeeeally mean it. On the twat scale she makes Anna look like fucking santa claus. She was sarcastic and rude and patronising and late and COULDN'T FOOKIN DRIVE A BUS. I was pretty much fuuuuming for the whole bus ride there. We will get revenge though, me & sanum saved the number for the bus place to our phones so that we can ring up and complain about her. hahahhaaaa

Shaunie & I dragged everyone all the way over to Xscape jussst so we could get a subway :) it was worth it though. Then i dragged them to waitrose so that i could buy some sugar, butter and greaseproof paper. I felt really cool like a posh old lady shopping in waitrose. I liked it. When i'm old, i'm going to shop in waitrose.

Oooh, we played around in the Apple store for ages on a laptop, we made movies and uploaded them to youtube :D
byyytheway, i looked on youtube when we got to frasers and it wasn't on there :( was it set to private or something? Dave thinks so.

Didn't have much luck with buses today. We spent approximately 2 and a half hours waiting for various buses, most of which weren't relevant and/or didn't exist.
I've decided that I don't like woman bus drivers. And I'm allowed to say that because I am a woman.
:)
Sanum got stalked PWNED by some CREEPY guy that sat next to her at the bus stop that had previously sat next to her sister on the bus a few weeks ago. and he really was creepy. & I mean a whooole other level of creepy compared to dave :)

Frasers was fun, we watched Lee Evans XXL Tour & I'd forgotten how fucking hilarious it was.
'maybe in the morning, maybe in the afternoon.... maybe not at ALLLLL'
classssssic
& i got a running commentary from Jim all the way through Shaun of the Dead which i didn't appreciate :D
Walked home at midnight with James and Matt which was... cold. Almost couldn't get in my house because the door wouldn't unlock, that was scary haha.
Got in eventually, and James came in and turned on every light in the house for me because i got scared :)
LEAD BALLOON IS ON
byebyeeeeeeeeeeeeee x