Jesus kills animals

and thats a FACT. He is responsible for the death of the squirrell and the pigeon AND eggward, mine & becky's pet egg. I can't blame him for the death of Martin, because that was actually me stabbing him to death with a scalpol. (FYI, I did feel guilty and build him a grave out of plaster...)
Martin was our pet raison.
How do you spell raison? I think that is wrong. Raison is not a word I use too often.
Here are some photographs from my day.

The one on the right is Eggward. Jade's egg made him cry. Actually that was just a glue gun spillage that happened to land in a very convenient place :)
















The eggs formed a suicide pact on the way home.
Actually, Becky dropped them. But suicide is way more fun.









An apple came along and was shocked by what he had seen.

The poor apple could no longer live with himself after his shocking discovery, so he blew his own brains out. The End. I'm going to watch house now, hope that was entertaining. Tata x