Jonathan Ross

He's been suspended from all BBC programmes for 12 weeks without pay. I guess thats better than him being sacked, but no more Friday Night with Jonathan Ross for 12 weeeeeks.
I made a cake today. But there's loads of chocolate buttercream left over & i wish James was here to lick the bowl for me.
I wish i had a car :( xxxx

fuck

*panic attack*

....

Please don't sack Jonathon Ross & Russell Brand :(
I like them.
I can't believe Friday Night With Jonathon Ross has been pulled from the BBC
The whole thing is fucking ridiculous.

Opinions?


On a different note, SANUM - Try not to kill yourself.... I almost did.
*link*

I recieved the horrifying news via a phonecall from my mum this morning.


OMG i just realised, when dave was in stratford-upon-avon so was david tennant, playing Hamlet :D
YOU SHOULD HAVE STALKED HIM FOR US!

One ticket to anywhere, please

I stole your blog title sanum.... but tbh, i did say it first :P and consider it your punishment for not blogging as soon as you got home.

Shit, i have such a bad memory i've already forgotten what happened.
Hmmm.. well i woke up at 8:30 and had some chocolate and half a bagel for breakfast. Yes, that's what happens when i live by myself.

Got to town at quarter past 10, just in time for the bus which actually didn't arrive until 11. waiting in the snow for 45 minutes was fun. The woman on the bus was a TWAT with a capital T. I know i use that word very often but i reeeeally mean it. On the twat scale she makes Anna look like fucking santa claus. She was sarcastic and rude and patronising and late and COULDN'T FOOKIN DRIVE A BUS. I was pretty much fuuuuming for the whole bus ride there. We will get revenge though, me & sanum saved the number for the bus place to our phones so that we can ring up and complain about her. hahahhaaaa

Shaunie & I dragged everyone all the way over to Xscape jussst so we could get a subway :) it was worth it though. Then i dragged them to waitrose so that i could buy some sugar, butter and greaseproof paper. I felt really cool like a posh old lady shopping in waitrose. I liked it. When i'm old, i'm going to shop in waitrose.

Oooh, we played around in the Apple store for ages on a laptop, we made movies and uploaded them to youtube :D
byyytheway, i looked on youtube when we got to frasers and it wasn't on there :( was it set to private or something? Dave thinks so.

Didn't have much luck with buses today. We spent approximately 2 and a half hours waiting for various buses, most of which weren't relevant and/or didn't exist.
I've decided that I don't like woman bus drivers. And I'm allowed to say that because I am a woman.
:)
Sanum got stalked PWNED by some CREEPY guy that sat next to her at the bus stop that had previously sat next to her sister on the bus a few weeks ago. and he really was creepy. & I mean a whooole other level of creepy compared to dave :)

Frasers was fun, we watched Lee Evans XXL Tour & I'd forgotten how fucking hilarious it was.
'maybe in the morning, maybe in the afternoon.... maybe not at ALLLLL'
classssssic
& i got a running commentary from Jim all the way through Shaun of the Dead which i didn't appreciate :D
Walked home at midnight with James and Matt which was... cold. Almost couldn't get in my house because the door wouldn't unlock, that was scary haha.
Got in eventually, and James came in and turned on every light in the house for me because i got scared :)
LEAD BALLOON IS ON
byebyeeeeeeeeeeeeee x

!

It's snnnnnnowiiiing!
....in october :S

lol. Where is everybody?

Eeeeee

Last night was sooo good. Glad I went in the end.

Its lonely here all by myself.... Its fun because i can cook all day and make a mess without pissing everyone off.. but i could neverrrr live on my own.
turns out i'm not as much of a recluse as i thought.

I'm confused though... my fridge has started acting like a freezer, its always been really crap and not that cold but now its started freezing all my food. Whyyy?
I'm trying to make condensed milk so that I can make caramel. Its taking aaaaages

Why does nobody else blog anymore?
Bitches x

Georgie porgie pudding and pie

WANTS THIS MOTHERF***ER FOR CHRISTMAS!

loveyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

DAVE

has re-joined the marvellous world of blogging.
this pleases me as i now have yet another person's ramblings to read when i'm bored. which is always.

am staying at my grandmas this weekend with my sister. grandma is going to devon and leaving us here to eat all her food.
(she has a cupboard full of kitkats and donuts.)

so happy she has wireless internet now, because i can use my laptop anywhere in the house. anywhere feels like home when i've got my beautiful mister laptop by my side.

what y'all up to this week? x

freaky people

luton arndale centre is full of odd looking people. there was one woman in costa who looked like a potato, and there was this other guy who randomly shouted really loud and then walked around town with his t-shirt off. t'wasn't a pleasant sight.
arron & sanum are right fatties, they made us wait for like 20 minutes so that they could get pizza baguettes from greggs.

i'm free from college for 2 weeks. woohoo.

i have more to say but i can't remember it. sanum will remind me. i'll update this later.

mmm

Since college, I have been surviving mostly on a diet of wotits, kitkat chunkys, bagels, and fanta fruit twists.
That can't be good.
Nevermind the Buzzcocks on Dave alllll evening :D

it's raining rain

the walk home was also the highlight of my day lol. it was dark and pissing it down & the gate was shut on the field by college so we had to walk the long way rouuund. :)
remember the house with the free apples? well, i noticed today that the house is called 'the threeways.' it made me larf
was nice today, i woke up at half ten and watched desperate housewives and ate two marmitey bagels before going to college. got lots of work done and we were the only ones there :)
so we sat on the floor and listened to the shitty country music on the college radio all day real loud.

smiley smiley

good news and bad news..

good news is, i have next week off college as well as the week afer... score

bad news is, all the work for this term is due in on friday. most of which i haven't done. fail.
and i've been working my fingers to the bone since i got home
silly tutor wasn't in today so most people went home :) i didn't because i'm a good girl. stayed late actually... haha
we had a power cut when i got home. we keep having those lately. i wonder why.

yes anyway, i don't have time to be doing this.
goodpie

"its like porn that you can watch with your parents"

I promised 'simon' a blog by the time she got home so i guess i better do it otherwise she might never speak to me again. So she says.

Oooh, watching that episode of midsomer murders that salmon was on about earlier, the one with the tramp. I've seen it before but its a good'n :)

I have soooo much sketch book work to do. All gotta be done by half term & i've only just got round to doing a bit. Tooooo many blank pages.

Tuesdays are ameeezing :) Had a marvellous morning & a great afternoon, even though i got ripped off by debenhams! Never buy food there its shit and expensive. Cold McDonalds chips give me belly ache :)
ohh salmon; have you been watching hollyoaks? one of the mcqueens is gonna die. Can't wait :) i hope its micheala. i wouldn't mind jaqui either. or carmel. actually i don't give a shit.
Jim won't comment now just because i mentioned hollyoaks haha. He likes to ridicule my taste in TV shows and music :P


don't have anything else to say. bye bye

Uhoh

I had a bath. A really really hot bath. I believe this is what has caused my face to turn purple.

My face won't stop being purple :(
I'm scared.

yawn

I'm so tirrred, and I've never ever had a headache as big as this everrr.
I took lots of photos wandering around college today with some big fat heavy camera.. and then i developed the film. it worked so good, i was really proud :) was funny too, because when we went down to the dark room we had to put everything in a bag with arm holes in it, where we had to put our arms in and wind the film onto the 'spool.'
:D

i'm so so so so so tired, and i can't find the new episode of house anywhere :(
goodnightings

Jesus kills animals

and thats a FACT. He is responsible for the death of the squirrell and the pigeon AND eggward, mine & becky's pet egg. I can't blame him for the death of Martin, because that was actually me stabbing him to death with a scalpol. (FYI, I did feel guilty and build him a grave out of plaster...)
Martin was our pet raison.
How do you spell raison? I think that is wrong. Raison is not a word I use too often.
Here are some photographs from my day.

The one on the right is Eggward. Jade's egg made him cry. Actually that was just a glue gun spillage that happened to land in a very convenient place :)
















The eggs formed a suicide pact on the way home.
Actually, Becky dropped them. But suicide is way more fun.









An apple came along and was shocked by what he had seen.

The poor apple could no longer live with himself after his shocking discovery, so he blew his own brains out. The End. I'm going to watch house now, hope that was entertaining. Tata x

:)

I've had suuuuch a good tuesdayyyy
spent the day with my 4 favourite bitches, drank lots of coffee, watched heroes and ate a yummy raspberry muffin.
I promised Salmon a really really long blog but I don't know what else to say and I'm busy watching Gossip Girl so please don't kill me :)
Was nice to see people today & catch up on whats been happening. I've missed school.

Hope next Tuesday is this good.
x

Wow

Found this man while browsing google images. I cry with laughter everytime I look at him.
I hope you enjoy it as much as I do :)

Yesterdayyy..

all my troubles seemed so farrrr away... (8)

No but really, they did :) I had a reaaaally nice day. When we missed the first bus to Watford, we walked around the end of town, the bit near Iceland and Blockbusters, and we found a really cool little bit with an awesome chinese food shop and a record shop. I bought some 'chocolate candy' that looked like little colourful rocks form the chinese shop and fatty James ate them all on the bus.
The bus ride was lottts of fun, even though it lasted an hour and a half. We saw out of the window lots of people with Matrix coats on AND a guy on a unicycle.

Jim bought a gorgeous blue hat from Topman & tried on some shirts.. He thinks I'm trying to turn him into a preppy kid cos I made him try on a scarf and a grey jumper. :D

There was some photographic exhibition up on the third floor of the Harlequin so we went to check it out and it was actually pretty good. Ohh & we laughed at the models in the fashion show cos they were dancing all funny to shitty music.
We got some foood in a place called 'Que Pasa' which wasn't as nice as I thought because even though the food was really good, there were lots of loud men drinking and the menus were sticky. Then we got some Krispy Kremes and a BabyRuth and a Butterfinger to eat on the bus from some little shop that sold American chocolate bars.
Loool, then Jim grabbed me and dragged me to the bus stop while moaning that we were gonna miss the bus, where we ended up waiting in the freezing cold for half an hour. :)
On the way home Jim got annoyed because I know all the words to the Maccabees album and apparently he doesn't appreciate my wonderful miming skills.

Theennnnn, when I got home MIDSOMER MURDERS was just starting :D (A BRAND NEW EPISODE) and I watched the whoooole thing then went to bed.

So, yes, it was a pretty good day. Toodlepip.

UGH

FUCKOFF

i want to scream









today I saw a squirrel eating a whole pear, like a human would.

Photographicals

These are some photos of my carving that I did today.... you don't think it looks too chairy, do you?






































This is one of my weaves, that was boring, took ages, felt like I was working in a sweat shop, and then went loose when I took it off the loom. haha















This one is one of my press moulds.. that was fun, i got latex eeeverywhere.




Toodle-oo.

Gahhh

Today was okay, but now I'm sad again. I carved a chair out of a block of plaster using a spoon, but then got moaned at because it was 'too chairy.' We did 'expressive drawings' of cutlery, which, as dull as it sounds wasn't that bad. Was quite funny being told to draw angry forks using a stick and some ink. I was proud, my forks looked pretty emotional :)
I listened to the tutors having conversation about being groped on a Turkish bus... seriously. That took up about half an hour of my day.
I actually think everyone on my course absolutely hates it. You can kind of tell by the constant moaning and melancholy facial expressions.
Personally, I've never despised art so much in my life, ever. Apart from that time I went to the Tate St. Ives...
I don't want to do this, but to be honest I don't want to do anything else.
I have an essay to write for tomorrow... Its so depressing, you know when you're staring at a screen but not taking in any of the words? Art is like another language that I don't understand.

I need sleep... I'm hurting all over :(

Hiiii

Today was just a barrel of laughs. We got to draw various kettles and write about each of them and their 'ergonomics.' I spend the rest of the day grating plaster in the 3D workshop... literally.
Why won't my sculpture set? :( Why is it still sloppy?

Becky made me nearly WET MYSELF at lunch, when she told us that her "family are all in care."
"I mean that they work in care, not that they're all IN care..."
roflroflrofl, you had to be there i guess...
And whilst drawing kettles we had to find ways to entertain ourselves, one of which includes trying to recite nursery rhymes...
"Old mother hubbard lives in a cupboard..."
"No, she didn't live in a cupboard, she HAD a cupboard."
"Well everyone has cupboards, what makes her so special?"
"I swear she lived in one...."

hahahhahahahahaaa.

Who else has watched some of 'The Family' on channel 4?
Well don't. Because they're all a bunch of Twats.

When I got home mum made me help her trace our family tree on the internet. Again.. It was dull. But we did discover that our entire family has lived in Surrey since the 1500s. Which I'm pretty proud of cos Surrey is nice :)
aaand lots of our ancestors are called 'Robert Stevens.' lol.

boredboredboredboredboredboredboreeeed. I don't want to go to college tomorrow, I'm sick of it already. And Anna will be there. Unless she's mysteriously disappeared...