Oh &

Someone please buy me this.
Its beauuuuutiful
34B ;)
thannnnnnnnnnnks xxx

Ouchy

My eyes actually hurt from watching so much telly.
I woke up at 10 this morning and watched homes under the hammer, then a brand new episode of Desperate Housewives :D then, I watched an episode of Midsomer Murders, closely followed by 6 episodes of Gossip Girl. (thanks sanum) :P
Just made an attempt to watch another episode of Midsomer Murders but my eyes started pounding so I think I'll go have some dinner :)

Its tuesday tomorrow, I like tuesdays. It better be better than last week though....

'xo xo' ;)

haha

"Whats the matter, Desmond? Don't you LIKE being a Pimp?"
Posh people are fun. I want to live in Midsomer.

Dohh

I just woke up, realised nobody was here and phoned everyone to ask where they were. turns out they went for a picnic without me! Bastards.

I'm in bed watching mock the week, whats everyone else doing today?

Here it is..

Today I don't feel so melancholy and I didn't ruin any clothes. It helps that its friday and I laughed lots today :)
College was dull as hell, but i didn't do much work and ate alot of food so that made it okay. Our trip home was fun.. Elmwood Crescent was interesting :D
Firstly, there was the creepy house with the free apples in a basket outside. That would be okay in a nice teeny little village, but not in Luton. Jade suggested that they might contain rat poison or laxatives :)
Then, I believe there was the dead squirrel by the tree that made me scream my lungs out very very loudly. Then there was a random card with a picture of Jesus on it which I thought was fun, and suggested that we put it in the squirrel's hand so it'd be like the joker card in Batman. We didn't though.
Now I'm eating soup and watching Midsomer Murders, just like I wanted.
AND I'm going to camden with Sanum in a couple of weeks
heppyheppyheppy

One day

I aspire to write a happy blog.

I can't think of a title

Today I woke up too early, and then was late to college. We played with plaster and got real messy, plaster is fun. Emily had a go at anna, our cretin of a tutor, which was definately a high point of everyone's day. Oooh, and listening to someone's converstion today, I was trying to count how many times she said 'like' in a sentance. I lost count after a while.

I ruined my apple crumble and fish tshirt and got ink on my favourite jeans :(

My mother makes me paranoid. I'm paranoid that she doesn't like me very much anymore, which sounds silly but I genuinely am worried. She seems to be quite weird with me lately, which could possibly be all in my head but somethings definately different and as far as I'm aware I haven't done anything wrong.

Nothing feels all that normal at the moment. I'm not liking it.

All I want to do is have a shower and watch midsomer murders, like a true loser. But I've got a fucking essay/research thingy to write for tomorrow about an artist who I swear to god isn't even famous. Grrrrr, I'm not a happy badger

Your turn to blog now

Why

Why why why why why why WHY did I decide to do art? I figured out today that I cannot draw if my life depended on it. Nothing at college makes any sense lollsss. but at least I get to drink lots of fanta :)
Its real fun being shy and quiet cos it means I can eavesdrop on other peoples conversations. I feel like a bit of a fly on the wall :) Sometimes people have such hilarious conversations it makes me giggle out loud which must look a bit weird.
Aaaanywho, thats about the only entertainment I get for the very very long 8 hours while I'm at college.
Made an awesome apple crumble today... hmm... thats all....
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

2am

Its not that I can't sleep, it's more that I don't want to go to sleep...
Because the sooner I go to sleep the sooner i have to wake up and get on with tomorrow.
So, for the past three hours i have been thinking up random things to do on the internet just to avoid going to sleep. This is one of them :)
uggh i hate having to do stuff. speshly when i'm not sure what to do.
i hate college. and i hate wax.

First posting.

I stole my own blog virginity.......
Lets see who can give me the first comment? I guess its a race between salmon and james as they're the only two who knows this exists haha
Perfect oppertunity to see who loves me more.....

p.s. james is a twig licker